'Loaded gun' cloud formation will intensify above US Capitol according to Wiccan lunar stuff

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 14 October 2013

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Friday's eclipse could be tumultuous

Washington - A Wiccan delegation has tried tipping-off both President Obama and House of Representatives Speaker Boehner about the cosmic build-up to Friday's eclipsed fool moon.

Citing a blob of ugly karmic high pressure over the US Capitol the coven insists a series of scary cloud images is spelling out a stark debt ceiling message along the strictly bipartisan Wiccan adage of 'As Above, So Below'.

"That means you too, Boehner," coven leader Pulmonaria Ragwort tweeted as a .44 Magnum revolver-shaped cumulus formation transited the DC skyline replacing last weekend's aerial drone image that hovered at leisure over the West Wing.

At 25-degrees Aries Friday's lunar eclipse will straddle strategic zodiac fault lines common to both Speaker Boehner and President Obama's natal charts.

Wiccans believe the politicians' astrological make-up shows them locked in a bitter game of bluff that first peaked this year during the Presidential Inauguration.

"It's what you call toxic chemistry," Ragwort commented homing in on a post-Inauguration Lunch that saw Michelle Obama cold-shoulder House top dog Boehner for hinting he knew all about her 'Beyonce stuff'.

This alleges First Lady Michelle once shagged Vice President Joe Biden before giving birth to the famous singer whose safe and successful adoption was hurriedly arranged by the Delaware Senator.

Expect sparks to fly ahead of the eclipse as both sides hunker down to screw over the other before the lunar shadow-path crosses Capitol Hill.

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