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Funny story: New Year delayed after Congress fails to reset date ceiling

New Year delayed after Congress fails to reset date ceiling

Washington DC - America will have to spend an extra week in 2013, thanks to the latest congressional mishap. It seems that the House and Senate failed to reset what is known as "the date ceiling" before leaving on holiday recess, an oversight th...

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Funny story: Tea party drama for 014 to include gold crowns and jesters

Tea party drama for 014 to include gold crowns and jesters

Anonymous tea party insiders indicate the party is recovering quickly from its recent defeat, with exciting notions for more shutdown and debt ceiling crisis into the new year The defeat was accompanied by a thrilling revelation, as though a cloud...

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Funny story: Ominous eclipsed Hunter's Moon pops up on US debt ceiling

Ominous eclipsed Hunter's Moon pops up on US debt ceiling

Washington - "Uh, it's like a massive asteroid suddenly materializing on Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel frescoes, Mr President," the curator of the NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory said today at a top secret conference about the US going bust. Prof...

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Funny story: 'Loaded gun' cloud formation will intensify above US Capitol according to Wiccan lunar stuff

'Loaded gun' cloud formation will intensify above US Capitol according to Wiccan lunar stuff

Washington - A Wiccan delegation has tried tipping-off both President Obama and House of Representatives Speaker Boehner about the cosmic build-up to Friday's eclipsed fool moon. Citing a blob of ugly karmic high pressure over the US Capitol the c...

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Funny story: Republicans Threaten to Shut down the Government and Replace NFL Football with Shuffleboard

Republicans Threaten to Shut down the Government and Replace NFL Football with Shuffleboard

Like a crazed lumberjack on a 10 day drunken spree holding a axe to a felled tree and threatening to chop off its branches if he doesn't get what he desires, the Republicans of the US Congress have told President Obama they will not only shut down th...

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Funny story: New iPhone App Makes Congress More Responsive

New iPhone App Makes Congress More Responsive

Washington DC - Americans may soon be using their smart phones to force the Federal government to be more sensitive to their needs and opinions. The new, higher level of democracy comes thanks to a recently introduced iPhone app, called Voter A...

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Funny story: Solar Flare to disrupt the President's and Congresses FICO credit ratings

Solar Flare to disrupt the President's and Congresses FICO credit ratings

Solar flares are nothing new to the world, and currently we are entering the 11 year cycle. NOAA commented that the solar peak will be in 2013, but our most recent one was massive enough to already cause damage. Scientists claim that the flare will...

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Funny story: 'We Refuse To Give In To Blackmail!': Carnegie Hill couple dish the dirt on 'KGB Obama'

'We Refuse To Give In To Blackmail!': Carnegie Hill couple dish the dirt on 'KGB Obama'

New York - Big Oil's reclusive NY 10028 pair have hit back over the President's televised rant deprecating their refusal to bail out his ass. "I believe that we have to ask the wealthiest Americans and biggest corporations to pay their fair share...

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Funny story: Obama Raises Birthday Bash Plate Ceiling to $71,600, Announces New Chicago Casino!

Obama Raises Birthday Bash Plate Ceiling to $71,600, Announces New Chicago Casino!

Feeling petulant, peevish and ever the perverse petite-maitre, President Obama became the latest Poster Boy for the Peter Principal in US politics as he postured, prevaricated, and pissed off most of America over the still unresolved Debt De...

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Funny story: American Congress to Enter Twit of the Year Olympiad!!!

American Congress to Enter Twit of the Year Olympiad!!!

Congressmen and Congresswomen loaded on buses bound for Camp David, where they will all participate in the First Annual American Twit of the Year Olympiad. They were invited to the event after failing to raise the Debt Ceiling. Since then the U.S. Do...

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Funny story: Federal Government Moving To Disney World

Federal Government Moving To Disney World

Orlando, Florida -- Unable to afford escalating real estate prices in Washington DC, the US government is relocating to Disney World. The move, which will include both houses of Congress, the executive branch, and the Supreme Court, is expected to...

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Funny story: Obama administration issues debt disaster tips: How to survive the August default

Obama administration issues debt disaster tips: How to survive the August default

Washington DC -- The government has released a booklet of survival tips aimed at helping US citizens protect themselves during the nation's upcoming debt default. Titled "Deadbeat Nation," the guide emphasizes that any property in America, public...

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Funny story: Octomom Condemns Congressional Debt Talks, Commends End of NFL Lockout

Octomom Condemns Congressional Debt Talks, Commends End of NFL Lockout

During an unprecedented and controversial meeting with various news organizations Monday morning, Nadya Suleman-known nationwide in the media as "Octomom"-spoke out against the recent U.S. Congressional debate concerning the federal debt ceiling.

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Funny story: Looming NASA layoffs sparks quasar renaming campaign

Looming NASA layoffs sparks quasar renaming campaign

A massive glob of water 140 trillion times the volume of the earth's oceans was recently discovered 12 billion light years away surrounding a quasar in deep space. The revelation proves water is prevalent throughout the universe, even in its most...

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Funny story: Debt Ceiling Michele Bachmann says Let Them Eat Cake!

Debt Ceiling Michele Bachmann says Let Them Eat Cake!

To raise the debt ceiling or not to raise the debt ceiling that is the question. To be or not to be an economy killer that is the question. Woody Allen said that politicians are one step below child molesters. Perhaps the time has come for a constitutional amendment requiring our politicians to wear the logos of their endorsers and contributors on their suits and helmets like Indy Car drivers so w...

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Funny story: In Order to Alleviate Major US Heat Wave, Obama to Borrow Money from China so US can pay them to make Wind Farms

In Order to Alleviate Major US Heat Wave, Obama to Borrow Money from China so US can pay them to make Wind Farms

As a major heat wave continues to engulf half of the continental United States and is predicted to last into August, US President Barack Obama, in a bid to end it, has proposed having wind farms placed throughout the southern half of the heat belt in...

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Funny story: World Economic Disaster Looms but Hot Dogs Are Still a Dollar

World Economic Disaster Looms but Hot Dogs Are Still a Dollar

Featured near a patio table outside the Handyman Hardware & Lumberyard in Waukesha, Wisconsin, two Boy Scouts from local troop #421 were hawking hot dogs to raise money for an upcoming camping trip. Their handmade poster-board advertisement was...

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