Written by Noshing Mink

Thursday, 19 August 2010

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"Look at me". What a twat!

One moment adventurer Ben De Buses was standing on top of some mountain ogling at the world below and having a friend take his photograph on an iPhone to be uploaded to the Internet. The next moment, he was falling thousands of feet into a chasm.

He said "Fuck."

Amazingly, Mr De Buses survived the fall and he has now written a book about it, called "Fuck". He explained "If some Greek bozo sitting in a bath tub gets to say Eureka just because he discovered some smart-assed fact, then I get to say Fuck if I fall off a mountain."

The Englishman explained how he was just standing on the mountain when he thinks he lost his footing or something and plummeted. He warned other would-be mountaineers to watch where they put their feet. "We take it for granted that there is ground under us but when we stand on a mountain thousands of feet high, that isn't always the case."

Mr De Buses' friend and photographer, who didn't want to be named said "To make matters worse, my iPhone battery went flat after just one picture, but I didn't tell him, since it would have probably pissed him off even more."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Walking, mountain




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