Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

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Senator Ted Cruz looking at his watch for the 73rd time.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The political circles in the nation's capital are brimming with talk about the man who has just become a persona non grata in the eyes of President Obama.

Ted "The Mouth" Cruz thought he was being real cute when he went on and on and on with his 21-hour senate floor blabathon

Even his fellow Republicans referred to him as the mixed breed Eveready Bunny.

But in reality all that Cruz did was to step on the presidential toes and the president is like the GOP elephant - he will never forget.

In fact an unnamed, inside source has said that the president has already instructed the Internal Revenue Service to check Teddy boy's income tax returns of the past 5 years.

The word is that President Obama has demanded that they go over it with a fine tooth comb and someone better find something that they can hang over the little sarcastic arrogant punk who looks like what a baby born to Bill Murray and Pat Buchanan would look like.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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