George Zimmerman Allegedly Threatens His Wife With A Bag of Grapefruit

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 10 September 2013

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This could still end up being George Zimmerman's home.

LAKE MARY, Florida - The way George Zimmerman is going he may yet end up spending a bit of time in prison.

The 29-year-old self-appointed neighborhood watch baron recently revealed that his wife Sherrie has filed for divorce.

Sherrie allegedly told reporters that she was just tired of all of the stress that George has put her through.

Mrs. Zimmerman, who is 25, said that her husband is self-centered and self-absorbed and it is all about him.

He even told her that he is planning to star in the movie about his life and he will be playing himself and that Kirstie Alley is going to portray her.

Sherrie has been staying with her dad in Lake Mary. She said that she told her husband to stay away.

He went over and told her he wanted her to give him back all of the jewelry he had bought for her during their 7 year marriage.

She reminded him that she had bought the jewelry herself and that the only thing he ever bought her was a red bra he purchased for her on Valentine's Day back in 2009.

At that point she says that he angrily picked up a bag of grapefruit that was sitting on the kitchen table and he threw it at her.

It hit her breaking two finger nails and leaving a welt on her left ear lobe.

She called 911. Police arrived and led him away in handcuffs.

SIDENOTE: Sherrie Zimmerman has said that she is so sick and tired of all the media circus that she wants to move out of the country; possibly to Pakistan, Ecuador, or Dutch West Wakaboonka.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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