George Zimmerman's Wife Shellie Has Stated She Is Thinking About Divorcing Him

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 30 August 2013

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Shellie Zimmerman says that even though she is not in prison she feels like she is.

NEW YORK CITY - Shellie Zimmerman, 25, appeared on The Viagra View and surprised co-hosts Regis Philbin and Larry King by stating that she is seriously thinking about filing for divorce from her husband George who is 29.

Mrs. Zimmerman told Philbin that she is just way too stressed out from all of the names that people call her when she is out shopping at retail outlets or having dinner at a Burger Bandit or at a Pompous Pizza Parlor.

She said that she wishes she could be like George and let it all go in one ear and out the other but she can't since she is a devout Democrat.

Shellie confessed to Regis that at times she feels like she is in jail even though she is out walking around. She teared up as she said that people have more respect for the likes of losers like Omarosa, Sarah Palin, Madonna, and Ann Coulter than they do for her.

She said that she has even considered moving to some far off place like Pakistan, Ecuador, or even Dutch West Wakaboonka.

SIDENOTE: Shellie confided to Regis that she has received two very nice phone calls from Russell Brand telling her that if she is ever in Hollywood he would like to take her out to dinner.

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