Donald Trump Wants To Buy Area 51

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 23 August 2013

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A Mormon ghost town situated in the middle of Area 51.

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump has expressed a desire to purchase the so called Area 51, located at Groom Lake, which is a remote detachment of Edwards Air Force Base.

National Focus Magazine asked Mr. Trump what he could possibly want with what is known as The Nevada Testing and Training Range.

Trump smiled as he took a sip of his virgin Margarita and said that he does not really want to let the cat out of the bag just yet, but hinted that it involves golf.

When asked by NFM's Jefferson Sierra if that meant that he would like to build a golf course on Area 51, the man with the indescribable hairdo simply shook his head and answered "Yes, no, maybe so."

SIDENOTE: A very close friend of Trump's, who spoke on grounds of anonymity, stated that the Manhattan billionaire actually wants to build a combination golf course - high class call girl resort.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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