Scott Brown takes his indecision on the campaign trail

Funny story written by Moe Nightwalker

Tuesday, 20 August 2013

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One of 3 houses on Brown's short list.

Former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown is continuing his indecisive behavior and believes that voters will embrace it during the next election. Which election? Well, he is undecided on that as well.

Throughout his short time in the US Senate, Brown was very consistent about one thing - waiting until the last minute to decide his position. He would tell voters and the press that he was reviewing the facts.  Once it was pretty clear whether a bill would pass or fail, he would then pick the side least likely to damage his reputation as a moderate. 

But even being a moderate Republican was a decision he didn't finalize. During Brown's last campaign to be Senator, which he lost to Elizabeth Warren, he spent time on the road convincing donors that he was a conservative. 

Brown's wife said that his indecisiveness has caused marital problems as well. "The girls and I just can't let him have the TV remote. He starts a show and 5 minutes later he flips. He only decided on his trademark jacket because he couldn't pick a new one on our shopping trip."

Now Brown is deciding if he should run for Massachusetts Governor, New Hampshire Senator, or US President. When Brown was asked about how he can be looking at three different political races, he responded, "Hmm! I'll get back to you on that." Brown's wife explains, "He can't even decide what state he lives in."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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