Turtles, Tuna and Squids Picket Discovery Channel's Headquarters

Written by Moose

Wednesday, 7 August 2013

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Land Shark, cruising the forest to satisfy its craving for violence

SILVER SPRING, MD - In a rare public display of solidarity, the planet's Leatherback Sea Turtles, Yellowfin Tuna and Caribbean Reef Squids marched outside of Discovery Channel's headquarters, protesting Shark Week, carrying signs and shouting chants.

Spokesman for the group, Charlie Tuna, said that it was irresponsible and outrageous to glorify violence against seafood to simply promote other mediocre programming found on the Discovery Channel.

Mr. Tuna added that the network should be focusing on squid-on-squid crime and the desperate economic conditions of turtles, tuna and other sea minorities, instead of glorifying the cold-blooded murder and destruction of other species, caused by Great White Sharks.

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