Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 30 September 2006

image for Bush's Roosevelt/Truman taunt prompts Karmic payback
Relapsed Perverts Anonymous members, circa June 2000

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess & ReUterus): In a desperate "bring 'em on" over-reaction to continued Senate fury over the White House's espousal of torture as a legitimate tool for fooling the American electorate, George W Bush taunted the descendants of the World War II presidents Franklin Roosevelt and Harry S Truman, smugly oblivious to the imminent forces of Karma that have withheld the judicial records of his criminal career as a serial pervert and KGB hit-man.

Amid hoots of derisive laughter in the Democrats' camp at the desperation of his attack, one family branch smeared by both Bushes Senior and Junior is glowing with delight at the desperation of the attack when, flanked by senior Senate members of the Skull 'N' Bones, Bush delivered a scathing diatribe to justify running the wolrd's biggest Mob protection racket since the Emperor Caligula made his horse a Senator in ancient Rome.

"There's nothing like calmly biding your time when you know you're sitting on fifty years of hard core evidence," said a top-notch Dem source today.

"And one that nails both Bush Senior and Junior as convicted child sex offenders, Vatican-hired KGB gangsters and perpetrators of more political anti-American hoaxes than all the previous perverts Bonesmen's crimes put together and multiplied by a factor of ten", continued the highly successful and litigious Democrat with a hot-line to NATO's military intelligence directorate.

"The great ting about Karma, of course, is choosing your argument.

"And knowing that pay-back timing is always in the lap of the Gods - as opposed to in that of the Fundamentalist Theo-Con assholes who merely think of themselves as deity-appointed world dictators."

This enigmatic Dem commentator would ot be drawn further to explain the nuances of this predicted Karmic payback time despite repeated prompting from media sources in both NYC and London.

Bush Junior was at his Crawford retreat this weekend, urgently consulting his lawyer following a damning Senate inquiry into the Abramoff scandal that has named him as the head of organised crime cartels that are accused of running the War Against Terra like a conventional Mob protection racket.

And despite Bush family lawyers advising more caution amid the Administration's fiasco of proven connections to the Bungs-for-Peerages criminal investigation at number 10 Downing Street, London, the gung-ho former KGB hitman is continuing down the inevitable slide to damnation today, brimming with confidence that his sibling Poodle Brother Tony Blair can retain a grip on his law enforcement agencies until another hellfire Club-appointed pervert takes over his mantle in the UK's seat of government.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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