President Obama Says North Korea's Kim Jong Un Wants The U.S. To Give Him A $1 Billion Loan

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

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President Obama has said that Stacy Keibler is one of the prettiest and sexiest gals in the entire country.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama revealed to Vice-President Joe Biden and his dinner guests George Clooney and Stacy Keibler the latest regarding that big mouthed North Korean fella Kim Jong Un.

The four were having dinner at the White House along with other celebrity guests including Eva Longoria, Scarlett Johansson, and Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest.

The president showed Biden, Clooney, and Keibler. who were all seated at his table, an email that he had just received from the North Korean leader asking to borrow $1 billion.

As they read it, it was all they could do to keep from laughing out loud. Biden replied that the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy must have bumped his head pretty good.

Clooney laughed and said that Butterball Boy definitely needs to see about maybe picking up some bucks working a comedy club in downtown Pyongyang.

And Keibler asked, why Kim Jong Un spells billion with two R's instead of two L's?

Clooney asked if the president had responded to the email.

"Oh hell yeah brutha." The president replied, "I told the silly-as-hell looking dude that the United States of America will lend him $1 billion when a North Korean space ship lands on Mars."

SIDENOTE: After the president's table broke out in laughter with his space ship remark, Michelle, who was sitting with Mrs. Biden, Eva Longoria, and Ryan Seacrest walked over to him and told him that she was going to get her plate and glass of green tea and join his table since they were having such a fantastic time.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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