The Wyoming Big Foot Footprints Explained

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 27 April 2013

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Happy the Shrine Circus fat lady rides into the big top during each performance on Elsie the Elephant.

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Game wardens in the state of Wyoming have explained the recent rash of giant size 18 footprints that campers have been coming across.

Buster "Bubba" Custardweiser, 58, who is a senior game warden at Yellowstone National Park remarked that he wants to put all Wyoming campers minds at ease by addressing the footprints issue.

He stated that contrary to dozens and dozens of rumors, the size 18 footprints were not made by the notorious Big Foot, AKA Sasquatch.

Custardweiser pointed out that the huge footprints were made by an individual known as Happy who is the Shrine Circus fat lady.

He disclosed that the circus recently performed at The Cowboy Britches Auditorium in Green River.

Custy said that Happy recently picnicked out in the Wyoming woods with her fiancé Isaac Waxtintelli and that the two were playing a game of hide and seek when the footprints were made.

FOOTNOTE: Happy wanted everyone to know that she apologizes for scaring the hell out of everyone and promises that next time she will wear sneakers so everyone will be able to tell that the footprints are human and not those of the creature known as Big Foot.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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