PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency of North Korea has just issued an official state message that the leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un has said he would like to visit America.
The national message was conveyed to President Obama through former NBA star Dennis Rodman.
Rodman stated that Kim has told him that he (Dennis) is his favorite all-time American basketball player.
The leader of North Korea was thrilled beyond belief when Rodman presented him with a genuine Dennis Rodman NBA Bobblehead Doll.
Dennis has endeared himself to the North Korean leader by talking to him about the various NBA superstars including Tim Duncan, Kevin Durant, and LeBron James.
SIDENOTE: If the U.S. visit is cleared by President Obama, the North Korean leader will fly to the United States on Southwest Airlines since they do not charge extra for baggage.
