Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 22 April 2013

image for A Very Angry Laker's Coach Mike D'Antoni Tells Kobe To Stop With His Damn Tweeting
Kobe has stated that since he can't dribble a basketball he will resort to tweeting tweets. (Photo by Vanessa Bryant).

SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Spurs handed the Los Angeles Lakers a 91-79 defeat in game one of their best of seven Western Conference playoffs series.

An unidentified AT&T locker room attendant stated to Sporting Chance Magazine that Coach D'Antoni was as angry as a woodpecker pecking on a barbed wire fence.

D'Antoni reportedly told the injured Kobe Bryant who was back in LaLaLand that he does not want him tweeting his Laker tweets while the Lakers are playing.

Coach Mikey, as Jack Nicholson calls him, said that it is embarrassing and distracting.

He then pointed out that Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich had asked him if "Vino" Bryant has now also become the Laker's receptionist.

Popovich went on to comment that he knows that Kobe is already a player-coach, an assistant unofficial owner, and a cheerleader.

When Kobe was reached and asked to make a comment, he smiled his half-cocked smile and said that he would soon be tweeting his reply.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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