WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former NBA basketball star Dennis Rodman recently returned from a trip to North Korea, where he was the guest of North Korea's Kim Jong Un.
Shortly after his return, the North Korean leader began his sabre-rattling and crazed ranting and incessant raving about attacking South Korea, the United States, and Guatemala.
Kim Jong Un, 29, has showcased his entire complement of missiles in over 43 parades in the last week alone.
And just within the past few days, his diatribes and harangues have become much more animated, bitter, and hostile towards the American government.
Reports are that the North Korean leader is still upset about the Korean Conflict which ended in 1953, almost 60 years ago.
President Obama has said that if Kimmy's feeling are hurt then he can just get over it.
The president then added that the little Asian Pillsbury Doughboy really needs to visit a hair stylist and get something done about those two black cats that are sitting on his head.
Meanwhile, the president expressed the fact that the FBI has questioned Dennis Rodman about his recent trip to North Korea.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation wants to know exactly what in the world Mr. Rodman said to Kim Jong Un that has made him go off the deep end.
An inside source has stated that Rodman could find himself in a very precarious situation if war should break out.
SIDENOTE: Dennis Rodman was questioned for three hours. He was told he would not be arrested but he does have to wear an electronic monitoring device, just like the electronic ankle bracelet that Lindsay Lohan has used in the past.
