Written by Aspartame Boy

Friday, 7 December 2012

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Apple's new computer will be so cheap, it will be vended by machine

China - A letter addressed to TheSpoof.com from Steve Jobs was opened and published below this morning. Marked to be opened upon the event of my demise, the letter was opened in our news department and solemnly committed to print.

To my managers and board of directors. It is time to move our manufacturing back to the United States. By the time you read this, the United States will be struggling to maintain the status of a third world country. Therefor the best labor deals will be had in places like Detroit. We must quickly act and move production of our computer line back to the United States of America.

We will call our new computer line The Big Mac.

If McDonald's can make them here, so can we.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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