New York City Plans To Restrict Skateboarding To Between The Hours of 3 PM and 4 PM Only

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 22 March 2013

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Mayor Bloomberg says the Skateboard Law will have the backing of noted Mafioso Salvatore Goombalini. (Photo by Piers Morgan).

NEW YORK CITY - New York City Mayor Bloomberg has struck again and this time he is focusing his concern on skateboarding and those individuals who skateboard.

Reports are that the mayor is still very angry at the fact that his Big Gulp Law was struck down by a New York judge.

Hizzoner the mayor is alleged to have told a very close friend that he is not going to give up on his Big Gulp stand and in the meantime he is going to show the citizens of the Big Apple that he means business.

The mayor told an assembled throng of reporters in Central Park that he will be issuing a new directive which prohibits skateboarding other than between the hours of 3 p.m. and 4 p.m.

Mayor Bloomberg stated that he is sick of hearing about little old ladies and little old men getting knocked down by careless skateboarders.

He stressed the fact that he has the backing of Salvatore Goombalini, one of the city's most notorious Mob bosses.

Sal Goombalini, who heads the Goombalini crime family, told Tilapia Frisbee with The Right Coast Revue that he owes the mayor a few favors and he will see to it that the new Skateboard Law is enforced to the letter.

In Sports News. LeBron James, the Miami Heat super star has stated that if Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley criticizes him on national television one more time he is going to take him and bounce him on the street until he resembles a gigantic pool of melted Milk Duds.

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