Wisconsin Votes To Prohibit Sex Toys

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 11 April 2013


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Senator Bindy Gladys Fogmund responding to a sex toy cable television commercial.

MADISON, Wisconsin - The state known as The Cheese State has just announced that it has just acted on a petition that has been signed by tens of thousands of Wisconsinites.

State Senator Bindy Gladys Fogmund, [R-Milwaukee] noted that a vast majority of Wisconsin citizens informed her and other state senators that they do not appreciate seeing commercials on cable shows proclaiming that their sex lives are lacking if they are not using the (PRODUCT NAME WITHHELD) sex toy or the (PRODUCT NAME WITHHELD) sex toy.

Senator Fogmund informed Mistletoe Bulova, a reporter with The Political Drive Thru News Agency that she was absolutely shocked at some of the sex products and sex toys that are currently available on the market.

She stated that she is 59-years-old and most of these sex aids made her blush and she actually turned as pink as a Pennsylvania carnation.

The senator divulged that one of the sex toys requires 13 triple A batteries to operate.

Many of the individuals who signed the petition remarked that most of the sex toys that are sold in Wisconsin are sold by The Cheesy Badger Sex Toy Company, which is based in Sheboygan, Wisconsin.

Senator Fogmund was happy to announce that the Wisconsin Senate approved a bill to ban all sex toys in the state by a vote of 24-9.

SIDENOTE: Senator Fogmund stated that now she is going to set her sights on doing whatever she has to do to shut down The Cheesy Badger Sex Toy Company.

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