Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 20 February 2013

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Angelo Carusone has hired noted Left Coast attorney Ginger Allred. (Photo courtesy of Ashton Kutcher).

NEW YORK CITY - Well, the man who claims that his television reality show Celebrity Apprentice is the greatest show since the TV western Gunsmoke is presently foaming at the mouth.

According to Tittle Tattle Tonight, Donald Trump, 66, is as angry as a kangaroo with a sewed up pocket. He is furious at the petition that is currently circulating asking Macy's Department Store to Dump Trump products.

The originator of the petition Angelo "Hey Yo" Carusone has so far managed to secure 680,113 signatures.

Carusone said that the reason for the petition is to show how two-faced the man with the Hairdo From Hell really is.

Angelo pointed out that Trump thinks nothing of insulting and attacking President Obama every chance he gets with his worn out, tired-as-the-hills birther theory.

He went on to say that the Trumpster also does not miss an opportunity to spotlight everything that the president and the first lady do or say.

Carusone says that his petition is calling for the gigantic store to stop selling Donald Trump products including The Donald Trump Line of Toupees and Donald Trump's aftershave, Eau du Billionaire.

Trump has hired the legal services of well-known fast food attorney Alonzo Garpinchinski of the Manhattan law firm of Flipcastle, Dingbay, & Garpinchinski.

He revealed that he plans to sue for $24.9 million.

Meanwhile Carusone has said that he is not going to be intimidated by Old Paleface and he has hired famed Left Coast attorney Ginger Allred, cousin of the highly noted and extremely respected lawyer Gloria Allred.

In his lawsuit Trump refers to Carusone as a Cyber Bully, a Computer Tyrant, and an Internet Meanie.

Ginger Allred responds by saying that Mr. Donald Trump is a perfect example of that group of arrogant, sarcastic, pompous individuals who love to dish it out, but who cannot take it.

The highly attractive attorney says that she will be going with the If you can't stand the heat get out of the friggin kitchen defense.

In A Related Story. The book about Donald Trump's infamous hairdo titled Donald Trump's Infamous Hairdo by quasi-noted author Libby D. Jackalberry has only managed to sell 17 copies since being released to national bookstores two weeks ago.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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