Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 9 January 2013

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Monica Lewinsky is 39, and is still an unmarried woman. (Photo courtesy of Rush Limbaugh).

REDONDO BEACH, California - The most famous White House intern in history, Monica Lewinsky, was recently spotted at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in Redondo Beach enjoying a pizza that had been run through the garden.

Lewinsky, 39, was accompanied by a lady friend who was identified as Leona Prudence Gufflechevski, an old high school friend from Beverly Hills

The former White House intern who served under President Bill Clinton, was coincidentally wearing a blue dress and she had on a black beret.

Lewinsky recently spoke with Preston St. Bolero of Bedroom Pillow Talk. He asked her if she ever regretted her participation in the Oral Office (ah make that the Oval Office) dilly dalliances.

She grinned, raised her eyebrows, winked, and said that the only thing she truly regretted was the damn cigar incident.

When she was asked why she has not married, she became somewhat somber and said that she is still waiting for her blue prince to ride up on his white horse and take her away to Shangri La.

St. Bolero asked her about the rumors that had appeared in two of the most popular supermarket tabloids Say What? and Just Saying about her being pregnant.

Lewinsky laughed, took a sip of her Papaya Margarita, and remarked that she's not pregnant, but if she was she would want it to be with either Justin Bieber or Bruno Mars' baby.

When St. Bolero asked her if she would, by any chance, name the baby Billy if it was a boy, Monica giggled and asked, "Is my dress blue?"

In Sports News. Kobe Bryant has stated that there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that he is planning on retiring from basketball if the Lakers are not playing .500 ball by Valentine's Day.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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