Written by Evil

Sunday, 9 December 2012

image for Feminist swims into the ocean seeking relief
"If Pinocchio were real, we could make him lie."

A feminist recently profiled in the media about her rare sexual condition that caused her to be continuously sexually aroused - swam away into the ocean from a beach in Florida because she couldn't find a man, the Tampa Bay News reported.

Sixty percent of men in America are married to foreign wives leaving forty percent of American men to local women. This leaves a great number of American women without sexual relief and most of these desperate women engage in lesbian relationships with each other in an attempt to quench their voracious sexual desires.

Kim Gandy, 39, struggled with persistent genital arousal disorder for 16 years. The disorder causes women to be physically aroused - which some doctors believe to be a genetic disposition for healthy breeding.

Never being satisfied and the urge to have children is the Curse of Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Gandy had a history of attacking men, having tried to tear off the shirt of a local hobo on three different occasions during the past year. She had been so affected by her condition, she was unable to hold steady employment for the past decade because of her flirtatious attitude with men in her job.

It wasn't until 2007, when she watched several woman talking about the condition on an episode of 40/40, that she realized what made her desperate for men.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Women, Lesbian, desperate

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