Harvard approves sex club

Funny story written by John_L

Saturday, 1 December 2012


The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Harvard approves sex club
Members of Harvard Munch

Harvard has approved a kinky sex club called the Harvard Munch. The club will be open to both men and women which has caused a bit of a stir. Previously the official sex clubs were men only.

The club is based around the Fifty Shades books and that in itself has drawn criticism from some former students.

"They are such badly written books." Joel Darcy a former Harvard student said "We are supposed to be one of the top universities in the world. Having a sex club is fine but it should be based on works by Flubert or Nin not someone who wrote erotic fan fiction for a kiddies vampire film."

E L James the writer of Fifty Shades said: "My inner goddess is moist at the thought of young people at Harvard acting out what she imagined in the books. My mouth is dry with the anticipation and me and my inner goddess will be invited to take part."

Others in Massachusetts have expressed dismay. "We work hard to make out state prudish in the extreme then we find out that this sort of thing is going on. It will have to be stamped out just like bad language and drinking in public." Jessica Fletcher from nearby Cabot Cove said at a town meeting.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more