Hollywood, Ca - Known by its folklore name of The Beaver tomorrow's eclipsed Gemini Full Moon is causing havoc among Hollywood celebs who flock regularly to Prof Einstein Flintstone's therapisst's couch.
"Should have called it the Split Beaver Fool Moon, heheh," the shrink-to-the-stars tweeted today as weird signs and symptoms continued emerging among some of his more schizoid clients.
"Mostly it's their nocturnal habits - like sex and cocaine - that make them such basket cases," the psychiatrist added.
"These lunar eclipses seem to blow some sort of inner fuse that sends them scurrying for, er, one of my Medicinal Marijuana prescriptions!"
At five hundred dollars-a-pop the old Prof's lucrative herbal sideline is legendary among B-movie actors and casting couch wannabes who have voted Flintstone LA Celeb Shrink of the Year 2010, 2011 and now 2012.
Quite what some of them make of Wednesday's 7-degrees Sign of the Twins penumbral eclipse is not yet entirely clear.
"We'll just have to wait until the lunation is at full strength at 6.45am California Time," an LA Patients' Association source commented.
"Apparently it's a major contributory factor behind the Bel Air Association Of Very Handsome Psychiatrists' sudden cancellation of a scheduled conference on The Split Personality."
Lindsay Lohan's ex-podiatrist is on a two day course about follicle rejuvenation.
