'EU economy shrinks' argument rubbished

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Thursday, 24 May 2012

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London - A Royal Freak Hospital emeritus professor of psychiatry has drubbed reports blaming cut-price shrinks for the mess in Europe.

Speaking to journalists this afternoon Prof Einstein Flintstone said there's no point in analysing in bleedin' obvious as shares continued their downward plunge.

His remarks come as aides to Angela Merkel claimed that certified psychopaths were behind the Treaty of Lisburn which first allowed misdiagnosed IRA nutjobs 'like Tony Blair' to run amok.

"Ya, zees eez like blaming Sigmund Freud for zee Great Depression," Flintstone commented, "vee doctors cannot be blamed for zee psychoses of massive crooks."

Last week disclosure of secret NATO psychiatric assessments of EU Treaty masterminds threw up a whornet's nest of recidivist thugs.

Using economic models devised by the Bavarian Illuminati a baby boomer cabal of wannabes crafted the bedrock of the European Constitution which has now virtually bankrupted EU member states.

Tomorrow Prof Flintstone will be grilled at the Leveson Inquiry about what his own trainee psychiatrists knew about Rupert Murdoch's bid to dominate UK broadcasting.

His live testimony will be broadcast in 3-D ahead of movie rights discussions with Quentin Tarantino where the late Dr Harold Shipman is rumored to play a cameo role.

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