A new species of horned dinosaur known as Spinops sternbergorum has been discovered in the vaults of the Natural History Museum. This astounding news was announced at a press conference by the museum Public Information Officer, Reginald Crotch.
However, shortly after the announcement, a correction was made when it was discovered that the Jurassic relic was really famed antiquarian actress, Betty White.
Apparently, Ms. White was visiting the Museum the day before and got lost looking for the Ladies Room.
With that discovery, museum officials emphatically apologized to the media and also to Ms. White for suggesting that she looked like something that was created in the Age of The Dinosaurs. They also added that the services of Mr. Crotch will no longer be needed.
