Paul Ryan Washes Clean Dishes

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 16 October 2012

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A closeup snapshot of Fordelle Franklin. (Photo taken by Ann Ryan).

CANFIELD, Ohio - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Canfield and stopped at the local Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant.

"Skippy" Ryan, his wife Ann, and most of their sons got off the bus and went into the eating establishment.

When told by the restaurant's hostess Tangelina Oprah Washington that there would be a 45 minute wait, Ryan and his family decided to make their way into the kitchen.

He asked one of the cooks what the darn hold up was. The cook identified as Fordelle "Basketball" Franklin looked at him and asked, "And juss who da friggin hell wants ta know huh?"

Right away Mrs. Ryan told the man to watch his manners as she was a Republican woman and was not used to hearing such horrendous cursing.

Franklin looked her up and down and said, "Well I duzz apologize Missy. Ya see I'm really one of da top lawyers in Ohio, but I just works here after hours ta pick up a lil bita Christmas money ya see."

Paul AKA The Teacup Chihuahua then told Mr. Franklin that since they were already here the Ryan family would help wash some dirty dishes.

And with that Pauly picked up a stack of freshly cleaned dishes and passed them out to Ann and the boys. They then smiled while the news media took photos of them washing the already clean dishes.

After about 15 seconds of this political set-up BS, as Franklin called it, he hollered out for the Ryan family to get the hell out of his effen kitchen before he calls the police.

"Little Bunny Foo Foo" Ryan responded by saying, "Surely you're kidding Fordelle?"

"Nosa, I ain't be kiddin'. And doncha be callin me Fordelle, you don't know me dat well. So get your GOP kinfolk outta my kishen right now, so I's can get back ta work."

SIDENOTE: And with that Eddie Munster told his wife and sons to get back on the damn bus because they were going to drive down to a McDonald's where they could get some real food.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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