Paul Ryan Hints That When Romney Is Elected He'll Probably Invade Denmark

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 13 October 2012

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An unidentified woman in Copenhagen, Denmark reading a pornographic publication.

NAPOLEON, Ohio - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan was asked by GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle about the rumor floating around the Great Lakes area.

The political rumor is that The Old Flip Flopper has stated that when he is elected president that he plans on invading Denmark the first week that he is in office.

Paul started coughing and had to put down his slice of sushi pizza. He composed himself and answered that the rumor was in fact true.

He then made it clear that Romney has an excellent reason for invading Denmark.

When asked to please explain he replied that Denmark is the world's number one supplier of pornographic magazines, erotic hard core books, and intimate sexual aids.

He said that last month Romney talked to Bernhard Bjorn Silkensted, 67, the national director of the Danish Pornographic Industry known as Ah Ha, about completely stopping the publication and manufacturing of all porn and he was told in no uncertain terms to mind his own damn effen business.

SIDENOTE: Ryan recently appeared on The View and told Barbara Walters that Mr. Silkensted's pompous, arrogant, better-than-thou attitude was a tremendous insult and as a result his country will end up getting invaded.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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