Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Saturday, 15 September 2012

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Running Scared

BILLINGSGATE POST - It is rumored in Washington that President Obama is running scared. Stepping back from his earlier assertion that he ordered the assassination of Osama bin Laden, he told George Stephanopoulis that he would work with Al-Qaeda to expel the infidels from Jerusalem and help Al-Qaeda create a new Islamic caliphate in the White House.

Whether a coincidence or not, he also ordered his Secret Service agents to be disarmed. Stating that he did not think it necessary that he be defended from gun-toting Islamic terrorists because he had "built an island of trust" with them, he stated that he was much more concerned with Tea Party activists who threaten to have him thrown out of the White House.

In an apparent ruse to disassociate himself from stories that linked him to ordering the assassination of Osama bin Laden, he again blamed George Bush for setting the stage for this "unlawful provocation" that ended with bin Laden taking a bath in an 8,000 foot deep tub.

NOTE: This story was compiled from sources deemed reliable. Thus, any attempt to link the above with the New York Times and Washington Post will be dutifully challenged by BILLINGSGATE POST major domos.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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