Romney: "I would have killed Bin Laden myself with my famous Karaoke Kick!"

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Thursday, 3 May 2012

Mitt Romney called a press conference on the anniversary of the death of Osama Bin Laden and declared in his opening statement, "I would have killed Bin Laden myself with my famous Karaoke Kick!"

A New York Times reporter, not known for his fondness of Romney shouted out, "Governor, do you mean your famous Karate kick?"

Romney, obviously annoyed by the interruption shouted back, "Did you hear what I said? This is not the first time with you, my friend! I always say what I mean!" The NYT reporter and several of the other journalists in the room stifled a laugh.

Romney continued, "Furthermore, I would have taken his head and hung it on the wall in the Oval Office alongside of the big game trophies I have from my Safari hunting in Africa!"

NYT reporter: "What if the Secret Service wouldn't allow you to do that, you know, for your safety?"

Romney: "No problemo on that one my friend. I would have had the Navy Seals tie him to a tree and I would have shot him," he paused, "just like those lion and tiger heads you see on the wall behind me. You know, once you hunt big game, my friends," he paused, "you never fear anything else again!"

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