President Barack Obama who weighed into the controversial killing of a black teenager in Florida in very personal terms last week, announcing the boy to his son and calling for American "soul searching" over how the incident occurred has incurred the wrath of his wife, Michelle, who announced today she is leaving the President and will divorce on the grounds of adultery.
Seventeen-year-old Trayvon Martin, dressed in a "hoodie" sweatshirt, was shot dead a month ago in Sanford, Florida by a 28-year-old white Hispanic neighborhood watch volunteer who said he was acting in self-defense.
"If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon," Obama said in his first comments about the shooting, acknowledging that he is indeed the father of the dead man.
"Obviously, this is a tragedy," Obama told reporters. "I can only imagine about the macabre twisted fate of this situation...my secret love child...unbelievable, but what a great vote winner!"
However, after new photographs of Martin were released, showing the teenager more accurately, as a 17 year old kid in a wife beater vest, grinning, Obama has retracted his claim.
"Hell no that kid wasn't mine!" He screamed after the new images were released.
"But I am laying a claimon the parentage of Wil Smith's kids...they are cute...they could be mine...could'nt they?"
Spike Lee and Snoop Doggy Dog Shit were unavailable for comment. Thank God.
