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Pocahontas: "I AM so, too, Native American; my mixed DNA sample proves it, so there!"

Funny story: Pocahontas: "I AM so, too, Native American; my mixed DNA sample proves it, so there!"

Senator Eliza Beth “Pocahontas” Warpath swabbed one of her body cavities to obtain a DNA “smear,” which she submitted to a clandestine cloning service, the name of which she refused to identify. The results of the analysis of the DNA sample, she s...

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Boris Johnson in Person - He Answers Your Questions

Boris Johnson aged 54 and 1/2, despite all common sense, has somehow risen to become Foreign Secretary in Her Majesty's Government under the premiership of Theresa May and today faces questions from readers of The Spoof. What is this Brexit thingy all about? (A. Leaver, Sunderland) To tell the truth, I haven't a clue. I had a bet with George Osborne as to who could do the most damage to the Br...

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Latest list of celebs, politicians and VIP's who must eat their words in public!

Funny story: Latest list of celebs, politicians and VIP's who must eat their words in public!

John Cleese swore he would never work for the BEEB again in public and has now accepted a job playing the role of A Fish called Wanda in a new BBC sitcom called "In a Python's Belly!" Like many other public figures before him, Cleese, has joined a...

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Farage and Assange: Ode to heartbreaking loyalty

Julian Assange and Nigel Farage Just the two of them, no entourage. A clandestine rendezvous on a spring morning, Unexpected, rushed, without warning. Secrets shared in breathless whispers, Poignant comradeship, laughter, tears. Half -spoken words, a pat on the back Subtle handshake, a knowing smile. Good old Nigel, a faithful mate. He will stand by you, Julian. Have faith!...

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Trump Is Putin's Useful Idiot

Funny story: Trump Is Putin's Useful Idiot

The movie "The Manchurian Candidate," concerns a communist plot to use the brainwashed son of a leading right-wing family to upend the American political system. Now it appears that life is imitating art. Donald Trump has been brainwashed by Vladi...

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Northern Irish Politician Resigns with a Vengeance

Funny story: Northern Irish Politician Resigns with a Vengeance

One of Northern Ireland's leading spokesmen, Belfast SDLP Councillor Finbar Fury last night confessed all after his sacking as Director of the Northern Ireland Arts Council. ' In an interview with UR-FUKD magazine at the Europa Hotel in Belfast,...

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Lois Lane, Clark Kent Advocate For Clean Needle Exchange

Funny story: Lois Lane, Clark Kent Advocate For Clean Needle Exchange

In the past, conservatives successfully pushed Congress to prohibit federal dollars from being used to distribute sterile syringes to intravenous drug users. Now, with a severe outbreak of H.I.V. and hepatitis due to a surge in heroin use in states...

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Rand Paul, Chris Christie, Huckabee On Measles

Funny story: Rand Paul, Chris Christie, Huckabee On Measles

The GOP candidates for president in 2016 so far have taken a "pro-choice" position on vaccinations. Carly Florina former, CEO of Hewellt-Packard said, "Gosh, when I was a kid, I got measles chicken pox and mumps. And I'm still here. What's the big...

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Crazies To Take Over United States

Funny story: Crazies To Take Over United States

Some relatively sane GOP House members are voluntarily exiting their seats in safe districts and will be replaced by other politicians who can only be described as "zany" ultra right-wingers. As the New York Times summarized it: One nominee propo...

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Obama Laughs At Founding Fathers

Funny story: Obama Laughs At Founding Fathers

The framers of The U.S. Constitution were concerned about excessive power in both the Presidency and the military. So, under Article I Section 8, delegates to Congress the power to make war. But since World War II, Presidents have ignored Congress...

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An issue of trust. And toilets.

Funny story: An issue of trust. And toilets.

Can we trust politcians? Do they trust us? Can you tell when they are lieing because their lips are moving? Does a bear shit in the woods? And if it does and there is noone there to hear it, does it still make a sound? These are just some of the ques...

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Americans Debate whether they Get Stuff Done

Funny story: Americans Debate whether they Get Stuff Done

Dateline: WASHINGTON-Politicians rallied on Get Stuff Done Day, to reassure the American people that their government is in working order. Many boasted of their accomplishments while in office, describing in great detail the stuff in question.

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GOP Presidential Hopeful Thinks Earth May Be Flat

Funny story: GOP Presidential Hopeful Thinks Earth May Be Flat

Presidential aspirant Senator Marco Rubio (R-Fl) responded recently to a question from GQ about the age of the earth: The Tea Party darling said, "I'm not a scientist, man. I can tell you what recorded history says, I can tell you what the Bible s...

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Chicago Woman Sues Politicians Over Her Dead Husbands 15 Votes

Funny story: Chicago Woman Sues Politicians Over Her Dead Husbands 15 Votes

According to poll records Henry "Harry" Adcock voted 15 times in 15 different precincts the last Presidential election but not only was this illegal, it is especially illegal when Harry has been dead for ten years. "Someone inside sent me a messag...

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Politician Had To Be Pulled Out Of Boy

Funny story: Politician Had To Be Pulled Out Of Boy

A former local politician told a court he saw a man "thrashing around" to get free from a Member of Parliament on a night out in Blackpool, a rather downtrodden seaside resort in the north of England, mostly inhabited by homosexuals, drug dealers and...

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7-Year-Old Unmasks Chris Christie

Funny story: 7-Year-Old Unmasks Chris Christie

Governor Chris Christie spent nearly two hours in Trenton on Thursday, apologizing and taking questions from reporters about the controversial closures of some toll lanes at the George Washington Bridge last September that caused huge delays in trave...

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Contents Of Lost Briefcase Reveal Who Rules America

Funny story: Contents Of Lost Briefcase Reveal Who Rules America

Incredibly, it seems that a "secretary to the secretary" of Joint Chiefs Chair General Martin E. Dempsey left a briefcase containing top secret, hugely embarrassing materials in the men's rest room in the Pentagon "waiting area." That rest room...

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Secret NSA meeting on transparency blocked and bamboozled

Funny story: Secret NSA meeting on transparency blocked and bamboozled

An inside report from NSA HQ indicates a very serious meeting of top NSA officials took place today to "buttress" the President's recent public remarks on more transparency needed for massive dragnet surveillance. These NSA officials cannot be nam...

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