A polar bear found floating in the icy shallows of Purdue Bay at Barrow Alaska is the latest victim in President Obama's junk food war. The bear clad only in a red scarf and clutching a can of cola in his frozen paw is thought to have been the famous spokesbear for Cocaine Cola, the worlds largest purveyor of soft drinks.
His discover brings to five the number of victims in an undeclared war which is rapidly becoming increasingly unpopular with the American public.
A human spokesperson for Cocaine Cola declined to comment, saying only: "The tragic loss of such an iconic figure such as Bob,The Cocaine Cola Bear, comes at a time of increasing concern among the American people that this is just the first step in a perceived government takeover and intrusion into the private lives of American citizens. Such brazen action on behalf of the Obama administration will not go unnoticed, nor unchallenged by right thinking and liberty loving people across the globe. If we do not stand up against the tyranny of an administration bent on controlling all aspects of our lives now, we will surely live to regret it in the future."