Written by JerrbearForever

Saturday, 4 February 2012

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Guilty or not?

Washington D.C. (Rooterz) - The FBI has decided to probe an anonymous elephant after it swallowed President Obama's cell phone while he was on a four day tour of the National Zoo in Washington, DC.

"This is a matter of national security." says an FBI agent (who's name we cannot mention for security reasons.) "The elephant in question may be working with the terrorist. These days you can never tell."

The FBI said the information on Obama's cell phone may have been obtained illegally.

Later, it emerged the elephant had also jacked the cell phones of US pig farmers and the Florida juice ministry.

The FBI said in a statement: "The information was intended for pig farmers only and was illegally obtained. A criminal investigation is under way to identify the terrorist elephant and hold it accountable and also give it an anal probe ."

London's Metropolitan Pig Farmers central e-crime unit said the matter was being thought about but that no ideas are coming to mind.

We will have more information on this story as it breaks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: FBI, elephant

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