WASHINGTON D.C. - Word filtering out of the White House is that President Barack Obama is not a happy camper.
It seems that the other day during a White House State Dinner in honor of France's First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Vice-President Biden in an effort to impress the attractive woman went into his little comical routine.
The little humor sthick lasted about seven minutes and Biden covered topical topics like the Food Stamp Program, Tim Tebow, the movie War Horse, Christina Aguilera's weight gain, and an assortment of knock-knock jokes, a man walks into a bar jokes, gynecologist jokes, and mother-in-law jokes.
The president has on two previous occasions warned Vice-President Biden about making mother-in-law jokes in front of Michelle's mama, Marian Shields Robinson.
But apparently Biden had, had a little bit too much Jose Cuervo Tequila and he launched into about three of the mama-in-law jokes.
Michelle quickly got up from her table where she was sitting with her mother, Oprah Winfrey, and Nicole Scherzinger and tapped Biden on the shoulder.
She gave him a stare that could have melted the Statue of Liberty. The Vice-President told her that he was fine.
"Whatcha mean you're fine?" Michelle asked sternly.
Biden turned away from Bruni-Sarkozy and told Michelle that he was fine and that he did not need another glass of Jose Cuervo at the moment thank you.
Michelle exploded and started to go for his neck but luckily for the vice-president the first lady's personal secret service agent Pompei Talltimber managed to stop her before she put a world of hurt on the happy-feeling Joe Biden.
By then President Obama sauntered over and asked, "Okay now what in the blue blazes is going on here and I want the short version, I don't want no four minute dissertation."
"Well hon," Michelle remarked, "I am getting pretty sick and tired of Joey (Biden) making his dumbass mother-in-law jokes when he knows that my mama is sitting at the next table and with her over sized ears she can hear him making fun of American mothers-in-law of all races, colors, creeds, weights, religious persuasions, and political affiliations."
The president asked his personal secret service agent Laramie Cobalt to help the vice-president into the kitchen where the head White House cook Ann "Jemima" Dayskill would be filling his crackerfied body with cups and cups of Maxwell House Coffee.
After about five cups, Cobalt had two of his secret service agents take the vice-president upstairs and put him to bed in the President Millard Fillmore Bedroom.
In other news. Reports coming out of the Left Coast are that Kobe Bryant has asked his soon-to-be-ex-wife Vanessa to please reconsider and give him another chance. Vanessa reportedly laughed and reminded him that she has already given him 105 chances!
