The "ice cold" truth about male gays, penguins that is, has now been witnessed in a Canadian zoo. After spending many warm winters snuggled up together, Pedro and his intimate buddy, Buddy, have decided to split up because a wretched female has entered Buddy's life, bitch!
Human male gays have been flocking to the zoo setting up protest sit-ins and an "occupy penguin pool" tent camp in an effort to get the two ex-gays back together again, to no avail. Once Buddy smelt a penguin pussy it was over for his male lover Pedro. Pedro is also now looking for a naughty, perky female pengiun because Buddy told him, "penguin pussy is the real thing man, yeah!"
Many of the human gay protestors observing how once a staunch gay couple are now enjoying pussy so much are also beginning to doubt if being a homo is the be all and "end" of it all. In fact observers watching the protest have witnessed many scenes of males storming out of their tents after a tantrum and heading for the local red light district; strictly female area.
Humans have much to learn from our animal neighbours and maybe penguins are messengers of God showing that redemption for sinners is possible, quack, quack or whatever penguins say!
