Thanksgiving Eclipse heralds stunning winter skies...but will it save Obama's ass?

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Wednesday, 23 November 2011

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Expect sudden unexpected events like thunderbolts from the blue this Thanksgiving

Washington - Cosmic wizardry is at work for Capitol Hill's very own Salvator Mundi skywatch sources claimed today.

Thanksgiving sees a brilliant eclipsed new moon with powerful angles to Great Awakener Uranus, a stationary/retrograde Mercury and awesome planetary transits of the three earth signs.

At the White House the Obama family's planning on tucking into turkey and pecan pie as the 10:10pm PST witching hour occultation ignites around three degrees of the Fire Archer.

The President's recently admitted 'baffling feeling' that 'some vast superior intelligence' is somehow exerting 'a guiding hand' over his handling of the 15 trillion dollar US Government debt 'has been a comfort'. (You sure about this bollox? -'Ed')

"Yeah, that's the effect of the upcoming Venus trine Jupiter, trine Mars, conjunction Pluto," White House astrologer Lavinia Divine tweeted today.

"Instinctively in his gut he knows it's true: Obama's time as Salvator Mundi is right now and only he - Obama - can redeem the debt mankind is owed."

However, not everyone is so gung-ho about the President's chances of saving the world - never mind his own ass.

Secret reports that Dems are planning to dump their Audacity of Dope Thanksgiving turkey also say 'a deal's about to be done' to pick new blood for WH 2012.

Powerful conjunctions following the 2011 Winter Solstice suggest the USA's biggest oil find - some 500 billion barrels of sweet light crude with an estimated current price tag of $50 trillion - will easily sway Democratic Party choices ahead of a stunning new presidential candidate's emergence from behind the scenes.

Thursday's Thanksgiving eclipse is the first in over 100 years and won't be repeated until 2155.

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