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Funny story: Clemson University Devastated as Their Mascot Tests Positive For C-19

Clemson University Devastated as Their Mascot Tests Positive For C-19

CLEMSON, South Carolina – There is sadness in the halls of Clemson University, as the school’s beloved mascot has come down with the Coronapalooza virus. A student who was in charge of taking care of the cherished tiger, named “Paw-Paw,” said that…

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Funny story: The Bronx Zoo Is Sending 5 Tigers and 3 Lions, that Have C-19, Back To Africa

The Bronx Zoo Is Sending 5 Tigers and 3 Lions, that Have C-19, Back To Africa

THE BRONX, New York – The assistant director of the Bronx Zoo has just issued a news bulletin that eight of their big cats have tested positive for the Coronavirus. Spencer Piano told the reporters, who had assembled in the zoo parking lot, that t...

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Funny story: A Tiger in the Bronx Zoo Tests Positive for the Coronavirus

A Tiger in the Bronx Zoo Tests Positive for the Coronavirus

NEW YORK CITY – A 4-year-old Malayan-Himalayan tiger named Nadia Comaneci is the first animal in the history of animals to get the Coronavirus. Bronx Zoo Assistant Director, Pixie P. Pinzer, said that Naddie first exhibited signs of the C-19 after...

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Funny story: Actor Had His Face Chewed Off By Tiger Before The 9pm TV Watershed

Actor Had His Face Chewed Off By Tiger Before The 9pm TV Watershed

An actor in a TV drama involving a man who sometimes changes into a white tiger, had his face gnawed off last night, despite the fact that, in many countries, this would have been before the 9 o'clock watershed. Thing is, in Cambodia, there are ma...

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Funny story: Animal Trainer Routinely Uses Whip and Gun On Tiger - Has Audacity To Act Surprised When Animal Chews His Arms Off

Animal Trainer Routinely Uses Whip and Gun On Tiger - Has Audacity To Act Surprised When Animal Chews His Arms Off

Toronto - A local animal trainer for the Toronto Zoo suffered severe injuries when his tiger, Meeka, turned on him during a training session and gnawed his arms off. According to fellow workmates, the trainer, Peter Dawson, 38, routinely whipped Meek...

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Funny story: Cee Lo Green quits the voice after producers refuse to let him bring tiger onto set.

Cee Lo Green quits the voice after producers refuse to let him bring tiger onto set.

It's official- Cee Lo Green is not returning as a judge to The Voice this year because of an issue with the star's contract. It is no secret that the singer of the hit "forget you" is an animal lover. Cee Lo likes to bring animals onto the set of...

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Funny story: David Cameron to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies

David Cameron to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies

David Cameron today revealed incredible plans to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies back into Britain so we can all 'take it easy'. The Prime Minister announced the plans from a chocolate river, built by poor people who had worked for no money...

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Funny story: Copenhagen Zoo to start selling Bush Tucker in its restaurant

Copenhagen Zoo to start selling Bush Tucker in its restaurant

After the uproar at Copenhagen Zoo when the zoo owners took an inbred giraffe, killed it and then fed it to the lions, management of the zoo have unveiled new plans for future animals that are surplus to requirements. "We don't see what the proble...

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Funny story: Auburn Upsets #1 Ranked Alabama In The Iron Bowl

Auburn Upsets #1 Ranked Alabama In The Iron Bowl

AUBURN, Alabama - The number 4 ranked Auburn Tigers were not the least bit intimadated by the likes of the top ranked Alabama Crimson Tide as they upset Bama 34-28. With the game tied and with just seconds to go the Tide tried a field goal. It was...

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Funny story: Kansas Tiger Found in Circus Restroom: First Interview

Kansas Tiger Found in Circus Restroom: First Interview

A Spoof reporter skilled in tiger talk dug up the story behind the story. The tiger has no idea why everyone was so excited. "Good grief, I just went in to take care of business; isn't that what everyone goes to the restroom for?" the tiger...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Could Be Extinct In 12 Years If Unprotected

Tiger Woods Could Be Extinct In 12 Years If Unprotected

ST. PETERSBURG, Russia-Tiger Woods could become extinct in 12 years if companies he's still a spokesperson for fail to take quick action to protect their image and step up the fight against infidelity, global celeb experts told a "Tiger summit" S...

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Funny story: Zanesville, Ohio: Look What's New On The Menu!

Zanesville, Ohio: Look What's New On The Menu!

The local police chief in Zanesville, Ohio, the site of the wild animal escape and slaughter has announced that half of the carcasses have been stolen in the dead of night from the Columbus Zoo morgue. At the present time, no one has been incarcerat...

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Funny story: Malayan tiger kills intended mate out of jealousy

Malayan tiger kills intended mate out of jealousy

EL PASO, Tx.--Seri, 3, is currently being held in custody for allegedly murdering Wzui, 6, her intended mate at the El Paso Zoo. Although autopsy results have not been released, sources believe Wzui died as a result of castration by forepaw. Accor...

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Funny story: Earliest American Art Drawn by Sabre-Toothed Tiger?

Earliest American Art Drawn by Sabre-Toothed Tiger?

The earliest New World humans not only may have hunted enormous beasts such as mammoths and mastodons, but they may also have been hunted by ice age Sabre-Toothed Tigers in return, according to researchers at the Smyths Institution and the San Antoni...

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Funny story: Life-sized toy Tiger Woods 'menaces' Hampshire

Life-sized toy Tiger Woods 'menaces' Hampshire

Hedge End, Hants - Early reports indicated the beast had been seen 'lying near some Bushes' beside a smashed-up SUV. Luckily police choppers tracked it down amid a breakout of local mass hysteria about a 'club-wielding Elin Nordegren lookalike' pr...

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Funny story: Big Cat to Clear Downing Street of Vermin

Big Cat to Clear Downing Street of Vermin

London, UK: After a number of complaints that Downing Street has become overrun with vermin, a big cat is to be brought in to remedy the situation. "We first started to see them around May of last year, skulking around in the shadows, but now they...

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Funny story: Tiger? What Tiger? Mine's an Elephant!

Tiger? What Tiger? Mine's an Elephant!

It had to happen. No sooner had the news broken of the ladle-wielding wife who beat off a tiger, saving her husband's life, than the stories came pouring in. "Tiger? Huh! That's nothing!" was the general gist, as we sifted through the 113,965 messages emailed to us from darkest Peru, from the top of Ayres Rock in Oz, and all places between and beyond. Having verified these amazing stories...

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