Major news organizations such as Reuters are reporting that Melania, Jared, and Ivanka have declined Mr. Trump's invitation to accompany him to Baghdad this coming weekend. Mr. Pompeo has likewise declined, citing an important conference in Moose...
President Donald Trump outdid himself yesterday by suggesting that four Democratic congresswomen originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, and that they go back to those broken and crime-infested places fr...
When shots rang out in front of the Texas School Book Depository, in Dallas, and President John F. Kennedy lay dying in his limousine, it didn't take police long to apprehend his killer, Lee Harvey Oswald, who was, two days later, then murdered by ni...
Thousands of foreign-trained immigrant physicians living in the United States are being recruited by foreign intelligence agencies to commit assassinations on US intelligence agents and top US scientists. "It's hard to believe, but logistically it...
Bewigged, bothered and bewildered US Secretary of State John Kerry today let slip in an unguarded moment that there was evidence that Texan oilman and rancher the late JR Ewing had been involved in the 1963 assassination of President Jack Kennedy. In...
BOSTON--A just-found treasure of diaries, tape recordings, scribblings and notes on napkins from the John F. Kennedy presidential library here has conspiracy theorists involved with the assassination of President John F. Kennedy almost half a century...
Washington, DC -- Under growing criticism for using remote-controlled aircraft to hunt down and kill suspected terrorists, the Defense Department has transferred its top-secret aerial assassination program to the Mafia. "Anybody got any complaints...
Brussels - Police have drafted in face recognition experts after an oil executive resembling Tony Blair was gunned down outside an Italian restaurant in Belgium. ExxonMobil executive Nicholas Mockford and his wife had just finished dinner when hit...
Police have uncovered a massive assassination ring in Essex that purports to have just one aim: The extermination of the entire cast of The Only Way is Essex. "We caught their ringleader in Basildon," said DI Basil Dunn, head of the Basildon anti-...
Thomas à Becket, 52, was appointed the Archbishop of Canterbury in 1162. In a statement on his website, the head of the 85 million-strong Anglican Communion said serving as archbishop had been "an immense privilege". He said that news of his...
Rome - A plot to top the Pope may be a self-inflicted rumor to boost his plummeting popularity ratings someone at the Vatican said today. Widespread media coverage implicating Sicilian Cardinal Paolo Romeo, Archbishop of Palermo's remarks in China...
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They've got the scoundrel at last, Gaddafi has been shot dead, but then again; so what? He should have been topped years ago by the US, UK, or anybody with a sense of decency in their heads. He was a brutal dictator and he killed and butchered at will. He kept his people brutally under control and was allowed to live the life-style of a multi-billionaire, which he was. The millions he's stas...
TEHRAN, Iran--Once again, Iran is in the shit. Only a few weeks after two American hikers were finally freed from captivity in Iran, multiple sources have confirmed that Iranian-based individuals plotted to kill the Saudi ambassador to the U.S., Adel...
Last week was a historical moment for assassinations, as the US shot a missile at it's first US citizen, Omar al Awlaki. Jay Carney, the white house press secretary, claimed that this was the first of many actions that will make America more American...
A terrifying and ferocious assault on Robert Mugabe's toilet has led to an army officer being jailed in Zimbabwe. The country's leader is known to be a jealous man and he has never been one to share his loo. One officer in the Zimbabwe military he...
Sarah Palin, the GOP, and the National Rifle Association fired back at those drawing any connection between the recent Arizona shooting rampage and her use of gun crosshairs on a map targeting U.S. Representatives up for re-election. A new postin...
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