President Obama Makes Surprise Visit to Unemployed Family to Promote his "Jobs Plan"

Funny story written by mikewadestr

Thursday, 15 September 2011

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An Akron, Ohio family of six whose both parents are unemployed, received a surprise visit from US President, Barack Obama just as they were sitting down to start their evening meal. No sooner had the Jones's family taken their seats about the dinner table, when their front door was suddenly crashed open by half a dozen Secret Service Agents who immediately tazed the entire family before gagging and binding them to their chairs. Once secure, in walked President Obama to pitch his Jobs Plan.

"Hey everyone", started a smiling Obama. "You all just relax. It's just your good old hard working president coming for a nice visit to let you know that I'm looking out for every single one of you".

Taking a deep breath, Obama looked around and spotted a series of pots cooling on the kitchen stove. He walked over the largest pot, opened the lid to look inside and took a big whiff.

"Ohhhhh, yeahhhh!" He exclaimed. "Home made stew! Man, am I starving!"

Obama then pulled out a plate from one of the kitchen cupboards and began filling it with large scoops of stew from the big pot. He then helped himself to the remaining pots, taking at least one large scoop from each and piled the food onto his plate. He took a big spoonful off his plate, put it in his mouth and ate it.

A big smile grew across the president's face causing him to shake his head and say:

"Wow! This is awesome!"

"Hey guys! Come and help yourself to this stew and vittles".

While the secret service was helping themselves to the Jones family's stew and vittles, Obama started rummaging around in the kitchen refrigerator and began emptying its contents onto one of the kitchen counters.

"Check it out boys! Oranges, apples, juice just to start. Man, are we going to eat good tonight".

The Jones's family could only sit in mute silence and watch as Obama and the Secret Service gorged themselves on their food. Obama even managed to find the only box of fudgesicles that Joey Jones had hidden behind the tater tots.

Upon completion of the meal, Obama burped, excused himself and said:

"Well, this has been a lovely visit. I just wanted to let you all know that I'm busting my butt to get you all jobs so that you can put food on the table".

Obama and the Secret Service then headed out the busted front door just as quickly as they had come, leaving the family still gagged and bound. As he left the house, Obama called back over his shoulder:

"Just remember me when you vote in November of 2012".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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