Rebekah Brooks vehemently denies that she has any knowledge of the Mystery Blonde's identity

Written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 17 July 2011

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Who is she? The world wishes to know.

The rumour that Rebekah Brooks actually knows the identity of The Mystery Blonde is said to be just that, a rumour.

Rebekah denies any knowledge of The Mystery Blonde although people are asking each other how Rebekah can be believed after all that has transpired over the past few weeks.

Some people are beginning to think that the Mystery Blonde herself was hired by Rebekah Brooks to do some phone hacking. This has yet to be proven as are many other 'so called facts' in this intriguing story.

The Mystery Blonde is rumoured to be an under-cover police woman working for the Metropolitan Police. It is believed that is the reason she has gone 'walkabout' trying to keep a low profile...which doesn't seem to be working in light of recent sightings.

Many people are following this exciting story, which doesn't seem to be coming to an end any day soon.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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