Manchester United's Chicharito has received a postcard from The Mystery Blonde

Written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 17 July 2011

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Chicharito admits to having received a postcard from Niagara Falls last week, signed "See you soon, MB".

Having followed stories about the Mystery Blonde and knowing one sighting of her was in Niagara Falls, he came to the conclusion that MB obviously is the signature of the Mystery Blonde.

He said that on the postcard the Mystery Blonde did say she was heading to Niagara-on-the-Lake and would then be flying back to England. She wrote that she is hoping that they can 'get together'. Next to the MB was a pink lipstick imprint of a pair of women's lips.

Chicharito was visibly shaking with excitement as he ran his right index finger across the pink lips. Beads of sweat formed on his brow and he looked as if he was in a trance, wearing a huge smile.

Sir Alex is obviously extremely concerned as he fears this mystery woman, if she follows through and flies to England to meet with Chicharito, will take Chicharito's concentration away from his game.

Indeed, Sir Alex is wondering if this isn't a 'set-up' by one of the other EPL teams to distract his team from the 'job at hand'. Actually, he is past the 'wondering' stage and is pretty certain now that is the case. He has three teams in mind but would not disclose the names of suspected teams.

Word is out that Sir Alex plans to intercept the Mystery Blonde before she reaches Chicharito. He has already hired a group of people who are meeting with him on a regular basis in order to work out a strategy for the interception and follow-up activities if and when there plans are succesfully carried out.

Other United players are excited for Chicharito. It's taken their mind away from the upset they felt after hearing Manchester City is going to name it's new grounds 'United'. (Just a rumour!)

How very dare they!

We will follow this story and hope Chicharito isn't TOO distracted at the prospect of meeting this mystery women in the not too distant future. Indeed, if Sir Alex's plan works out...the mystery of the Mystery Blonde will be solved once and for all.

Don't hold your breathe!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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