Down and Out in London

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Saturday, 7 May 2011

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Dr. Isaac Myakovsky - In Need of Charity.

Dr. Isaac Myakovsky's book on "Government Charities and their Agencies" has been banned from publication by a rare PII (Public Interest Immunity) order that has only been used twice in the last ten years, first to protect J.K. Rowling from adverse criticism in the media and now to stop publishers printing Myakovsky's book. Myakovsky or anybody helping him face imprisonment if they attempt to publish his work which has been declared to the "against the best interests of the country and threatens to disclose state secrets".

For years the doctor has worked in the Foreign Relations department to a succession of ministers. He had made astounding progress finding a cure for cancer when he was moved from his post at a government research clinic to the Department of Foreigh Relations.

He came into public contention with the government recently when he disclosed statements concerning embezzlement and bribery among government appointed agencies entrusted with the allocation of public funds to Third World Countries. "My home was bugged," said he. "They even went through my rubbish bins. My wife was afraid to go out for she believed she was being followed. I was fired from my post and could not find a job anywhere. My life was turned into a living hell by MI5. So, I wrote this book and now things are even worse. I am not going to emigrate which is what they want. When I threatened to take the government to court for unfair dismissal they set my house on fire. Luckily none of us were in it at the time."

Myakovsky has no helpers to support him in government or out. No newspaper will cover his story. "Newspapers and their editors are worse than whores," said he. "They are owned by their masters and various outside power elites who tell them what to print and when to print it. Idiots who believe 'freedom of speech' exists in Britain or anywhere else in the West need to go for psychiatric counselling. As for government charities, - they are only a means of manipulating foreign governments and a way to corrupt their officials. Same too with EMF and World Bank loans. Fact is a government charity is like a psycho thug who cripples you and then sends you round a wheelchair with a big fucking bow on it. They killed thousands upon thousands in Iraq by the use of evil sanctions; and now that they are well and truly dug in over there they subsidise this and that like they were the Little Sisters of Mercy. It is sickeningly evil. I am ashamed I was ever a part of it."

Those of you who wish to help Mr. Myakovsky and his family can find them in a house for the homeless in Paddington. Address supplied.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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