The HRH Government Fiddleharmonic Orchestra
The idea was put forward and accepted, at a meeting of David Cameron, William Hague, Kenneth Clarke and other drunken members of the government at the Crooked Member Inn last month.
After much bitching, foot-stamping, and wailing, it was decided the formation of the orchestra would be as follows.
Conducted by: David Cameron
Lecturn supported by: Nick Clegg
Wind Section led by: Liam Fox
Brass Section led by: George Osborne
Drumming led by: Kenneth Clarke
Two-way Horn: William Hague
All compositions made with the Lib-Dem Desperate Dance Team
The chosen tunes for their first performance will be:
* 2 Become 1 - Spice Girls
* Money Money Money, it's a rich man's world - Abba
* Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
* Money (That's What I Want) - The Beatles
* It's Money That I Love - Randy Newman
* Fiddlers on the Roof - Topol
* The Future Belongs To Us - Comecon
ending with:
* The Party's Over - Doris Day
