Stupid Government Still Not Listening to Protesters

Funny story written by Inhopeless

Saturday, 2 April 2011

LONDON - The douchebag government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland has yet again turned a blind eye towards its loserific actions against peaceful protesters.

UK Uncut, a peaceful protest movement - as guaranteed by tradition and common law - had a march consisting of the equivalent of Coventry descending on Westminster.

Most of the protesters were children, the elderly and families.

However, this has not stopped the idiot pigs who run the Metropolitian Police from issuing criminal charges against peaceful protesters in Fortnum and Mason.

Protesters said they hadn't seen anyone inside the shop commit criminal damage. F&M even said the loss of trade during the protest would cost it about £80,000 and any physical damage were restricted to the theft of bottles of wine, slogans painted on walls and a few tables and chairs.

The media are no better - only focusing on 'witty' campaign posters, thereby undermining the notion of protests, or on a few retarded dicks who felt like causing trouble.

The government, the giant arses they are, have yet to issue a statement about the event, and whether nearly 160 wrongly charged people will go free.

Many fear losing their jobs due to something that never happened.

"I was in [the cell] for over 20 hours. Twenty," said Person A, whose identity has been concealed. "They said 'we won't get charged'. Bullshit. Liars. Scum. I've a criminal record, and I'm to turn up in court in a few months. Also, like many of my peers, I'm barred from visiting the Royal Wedding. That's just like being charged with arson, murder and jaywalking."

Is this the death of protesting? Why must we protest, shout, scream, in order to be heard?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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