Major UK Crackdown on Pedophilia

Funny story written by Auntie Matter

Sunday, 17 April 2011

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Sir Hamilton Krupt

Sir. Hamilton Krupt leader of the new Keep Britain Clean party has called for a major crackdown on pedophilia as part of his party's mandate to the people.

The party came into existence on the back of the poor performances by The National Front in recent elections.

Hamilton Krupt, who is an ex-police Superintendent and a leading expert in criminology has issued a general statement to all parties calling for an immediate "full-scale clean-up operation against this vile crime against humanity.

The practice is worse than people think," he explained. "Thanks to the internet that leaves nobody's private business safe it has spread into all areas of public life."

Keep Britain Clean is urging for official investigations to be launched against community care groups, orphanages, churches of all denominations, child-care organizations and education.

The group feels, however, that the media, entertainment, politicians, the Freemasons and especially The House of Lords be exempt.

Krupt says that he has Peter Mandela's and Gordon Brown's full support on the matter.

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