Shock Royal Wedding Revelation - William Wants To Marry Kate Because She Looks Like Kristen Stewart!

Written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 28 April 2011

Reports filtering through the bilge pumps suggest that the real reason Prince William was attracted to Kate Middleton is that she bears more than a passing resemblance to 'Twilight' star Kristen Stewart.

Especially in 'New Moon.'

Sources told us that the Prince has long been a fan of the Twilight saga, and that he thinks Kate is a bit of a ringer for Kristen.

"By jove, yes!" ex-school chum Tristan DeVere chortled. "Old Willsy boy has always had a bit of a slow burn on for the delectable Kristen, and Kate's almost a ringer. By the blimmin' cringe, he struck oil with that filly."

Some critics say that the Kate Middleton/Kristen Stewart comparison is a load of old exploitative nonsense which doesn't really deserve airtime.

They probably have a point.

More as we make it up.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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