Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 23 April 2011

image for Michael Middleton was my fag at Fettes admits Tony Blair
100 Blair school chums were grangted lifetime hyper-injunctions under the terms of the 1998 IRA Good Friday Agreement

London - "Yeah, amazing coincidence, does Mike remember me, like, heheh?" Blair commented after seeing pics of the Peter Tobin lookalike on The Gog last week.

Blair attended Fettes - pronounced Fetish in the original Gaelic - a Scottish public school that used an archaic system of schmoozing prefects known as fagging.

Junior pupils were chosen by a quasi-Darwinian system known as 'unnatural selection' to scrub, polish, fetch, clean, roll joints and 'bend over backwards'.

Those showing signs of promise were guaranteed glittering careers that saw them become High Court libel lawyers, judges and/or Premiership footballers.

During negotiations in the 1998 IRA Good Friday Agreement it emerged that nearly 100 of Blair's ex-public school chums had been granted lifetime hyper-injunctions.

"The sort that would make Mr Justice Eady salivate with relish!" is how one member of the judiciary put it tonight.

The April 29 nuptials may never happen, after all.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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