Written by j.w.

Friday, 22 April 2011

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Royal Yacht Lost in Smog on the Thames

Fears that anarchists are behind London's Smog Crisis have grown. It is clear to intelligence services that these insurrectionists have mastered the art of weather manipulation! Smog has anarchist footprints all over it.

Poisoning the entourage on wedding day would suit the aims of these uncivil and disobedient people.

But another and worse frightening revelation has emerged. The American's are deploying unmanned Drones to Libya and with the record of these machines for missing their targets it is likely that Central London will take a hit on Wedding Day.

The whole Royal Family will be wiped out in one fell swoop! Sarah Ferguson will be left to pick up the pieces. All leading political figures will go. The fate of the country will be with THOSE NOT INVITED TO THE WEDDING

One scenario is that Alex Salmond would seize power and end university fees and prescription charges. It does not bear thinking about.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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