Gay Man Fondles Cock On Bus

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Monday, 11 April 2011

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A passenger on a bus in Manchester has told of the moment he had his cock fondled on a bus by another passenger who turned out to be a rampant homosexualist.

Tony Ringworm, 26, was travelling home from Manchester city centre towards his home in Urmston after a shopping trip to a local farmers' market, when the sturdy cockerel he had purchased aroused the atentions - not to mention the penis - of outwardly gay man Larry Sabu, 20, who considered it his right to stroke Tony's cock, sending it into spasms as the vehicle sped along.

Other passengers couldn't help but notice the cock's crowing as it struggled to free itself from Mr Sabu's firm grasp, amidst feathers flying in all directions.

One eyewitness told us:

"There was this puff standing near this other guy. Suddenly, and without prior warning, the bender made a grab for the other fella's cock, and all hell broke loose. It was quite a sight!"

Mr Ringworm, who wished it known that he is not gay - well, not always - said:

"This is MY cock, and I'll say when and where it gets fondled, and by whom!"

The driver of the bus, Mr Trevor McGinty, said:

"It's funny how that little dangly thing at the cock's throat looks like a scrotum."

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