Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

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Ann Coulter's first and only boyfriend Menachem P. Fromowitz.

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Ann Coulter was speaking at a Motel 6 meeting room before a gathering of The Friends of Sarah Palin Presidency Seeking Alliance when she was asked to comment on the recent kissing scene between two male actors on the hit dramedy series Glee.

The 49-year-old Coulter made a face that only Shrek would love and said that although she did not see the scene when it first aired, she did see it on YouTube and she thinks that it is the worst thing she has seen since Rosie O'Donnell French kissed Cloris Leachman in the parking lot of a Burger King in Reno, Nevada back on September 7, 2007.

"Trigger" as Coulter is affectionately called by Democrats, Independents, and Republicans alike said that she has texted the producer of Glee and told him that she wants a retraction.

She was asked by the producer how the hell they could possibly retract the kissing scene which has already aired and has been viewed by 19 million fans of the show.

Coulter said that they could make it seem like it was all nothing but a sick, sordid dream. The producer basically told her that she really needs to find a way to mind her own effen business.

He went on to add that the GOP mouthpiece needs to worry about whatever the hell it is she does, says, and writes, and not waste her time worrying about what other people are doing, saying, and writing, which, he stressed, seems lately to have become somewhat of a widespread epidemic.

Ann, who calls herself a semi-Christian with Tuesday evening values, beliefs, and characteristics is no stranger to the world of controversial firestorms.

In May of 2009, she told noted lesbianite Ellen DeGeneres, in front of Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken, that if she wants to practice her lesbianism that she needs to go and practice it somewhere else like Cyprus, Cameroon, Croatia, or Chattanooga.

And regarding the two male characters kissing on Glee Ann was very adamant and stated that the two actors should be arrested and charged with Ipso Moral Turpitude Facto Allemande Left or at the very least forced to go live in Wisconsin.

Ann Coulter's latest book will be out in June. It is titled, "Yes, Yes, I Know I Look Like A Horse So Can We All Just Move On Now And Concentrate On Insulting Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, and That Huffington Bitch."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Gay, Ann Coulter, glee

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